With Valentine’s Day around the corner, Google is revealing some of the pressing questions users have been asking it to get ready for the big day.
“To celebrate all the ways that people around the world show their love (as artists have done for ages), we’re sharing our Romance Report to give you a global glimpse at how people look to say “Be Mine” in their own special way,” says Google’s gag-spokesperson, Olive U. Somuch, who has the job title of Not-So-Secret Admirer.