NEVER EVEN LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
Would you rather stay at home and play video games instead of going through the annual routine of Chinese New Year interrogations? “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?” “When are you getting married?” “When are you having a baby?” “When are you having another baby? This time try for a boy okay!”
Fortunately, with the help of some apps, services and a few gadgets, it’s possible to spend your entire Chinese New Year weekend avoiding everyone, while still technically fulfilling your filial responsibilities.
SEND PEOPLE ORANGES FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR COUCH
Delivering mandarin oranges in person can be a lot of work. A bag of oranges isn’t light, and you never know how to pick good ones at the supermarket anyway (what exactly does squeezing them do?).